I can’t wait until I get hot so I can show up to my high school reunion like
"YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE DATED ME"
im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.